Heavily debating buying a set of 92’s on friday, then proxes next paycheck.. Probably should get my car running first

Heavily debating buying a set of 92’s on friday, then proxes next paycheck.. Probably should get my car running first

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

saintlos:

Q

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.
speakheavy:

suckmyphallus:

thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF


This will forever by my favourite image on the Internet
shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e
reallylameblog: I’ve got another post coming up soon (via fartgallery)

reallylameblog:

I’ve got another post coming up soon

(via fartgallery)

Here it is reallylameblog: It’s. One hell of a post (via fartgallery)

Here it is

reallylameblog:

It’s. One hell of a post

(via fartgallery)

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda. 
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
kingloptr: fruitappreciation: omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now (via thyartisnipples)

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

image

(via thyartisnipples)