pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party
based-shenron:


Never forget
dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE
sansgod: i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that (via joshpeck)

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

(via joshpeck)

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   
truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD
damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.
ellierose101: striderkid: dokidoki-artichokee: hamburgurl: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.  (Source: hashtaglmao, via lindseyycash)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via lindseyycash)

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him